I'm using this mostly as a placeholder, but this is a sample of the menu to come up.
I actually have quite a list elsewhere (carefully trapper-kept within a swanky moleskine) but I suppose we should start with a small agenda.
*Nadya Sulemon, Kate Gosselin, and other baby-eaters
*Terrible drivers and their undying need to overtake the roads
*I hate Clay Aiken so much.
*Ryan Seacrest teaching Philosophy 101
*Why paparazzi should never be allowed to sue for injuries