Tuesday Morning Server Maintenance with Mr. V

Ms. V is surfing Twitter; Mr. V is rocking out to some Metallica (aka FRANTIC, INC).

Ms. V: I want my own suit of armour.
Mr. V: Why?!
Ms. V: Because I think it's cool, alright?!
Mr. V: Well, so do I, okay?!
Ms. V: Fine!
Mr. V: FINE!