Ms. V: I had this one client at the salon once, huge brick shithouse of a shaggy man with a full beard. He came in looking like a country preacher and left looking like a cop, with a high-and-tight and a clean shave. I told him while cutting his hair that I liked David Bowie, and he asked me if it was because he was a homosexual.

Mr. Tim: Alright...

Ms. V: I have some questions about this scenario. Firstly, was he a preacher or a cop?

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